Cannibal Night

By Janet Nelson


As I reached the bottom of the steps, I heard their muffled scheming, leaking out from around the doors, pooling in a small circle of illumination at the foot of the stairs. A late night call to the bathroom had sent me down the narrow and steep staircase of the old farmhouse. My parents were in the kitchen, lurking behind the swinging wooden doors that separated that space from the rest of the house, as if it were some sanctified female domain with no connection to the real world of the living.

“Well, if we don’t do it tomorrow, when can we?”
“I don’t know. She won’t be any good to eat if we wait much longer.”
“Hmmm. Not only tough, but I don’t want to make a big production out of it. The less she struggles the better. No sense in letting her get much bigger.”
“Yeah, I guess. I never have gotten used to this part.”
“Do we need to ask the neighbors to help, or can we do this one alone, do you think?
“Well, I’m fine with it, if the boys help.”
Okey Dokey.” I heard the squeak of the chalk as she wrote on her “to do” list. “Butcher Janet. First thing in the morning, before it gets too hot.”
The old bathroom, with its claw foot tub and porcelain sink provided my only refuge. I reached up and pushed the lock over with a satisfying click. My toes slid along the cold linoleum as I sat down on the closed lid of the toilet and contemplated my unfortunate revelation. I don't remember thinking the word. "cannibals", although I distinctly recall taking stock and trying to come to terms with the idea that I had been born and bred for no other reason than this untimely end. The grotesque waste of my young and promising life was not lost on my soon to be five-year-old mind. I groped for a way out. Cataloguing my possible sanctuaries, I weighed the pros and cons of each, trying to manufacture my own destiny and picture a life outside of my small family.

My eyes wandered to the long, lace-covered window. The fires from the reservation were burning brightly this night, as they often did in those days. The drums and chanting were clear. Mesmerizing. I was under strict orders to stay clear of the reservation, which our small farm bordered. The unspoken understanding was that our Indian neighbors were somehow savage and unclean. Under the circumstances, this stricture was scrutinized and momentarily discarded.

I knew, however, that they would not be interested in adopting me and keeping me safe from this gruesome turn of events. Despite my father's rules to the contrary, I had wandered down the old dirt road to the chief's house a few weeks before. The lure of happy children's voices at play had been too strong. The hot dust, smooth and slightly gritty, flew up from between my toes in small silver geysers. Explosions of Gold finches lifted off, and then settled beside the road in the long seed heads that waved and bowed beside the ditches on either side. The sounds of children and adults conducting the business of their lives had turned to shocked stillness as I stood in front of their small weathered house. The screen slammed as a man came to stand on the stoop, armed with a rifle that he held as if it were a scepter, barring me from their kingdom. Their dogs had put up such a ferocious barking that I had left before any words were exchanged.

Next, I considered the possibilities of the neighbors on our other side. They had thirteen children and two hundred dairy cows. The hayloft in their spacious barn was a perfect hide out. I could subsist on milk and escape detection. Better yet, perhaps I could simply insinuate myself into their crowded household. What's another kid, more or less, when there's that many? Surely I could secret myself away in the cracks of their busy life and no one would notice. No one, that is, but the grandma, who lived in her own little stone house up the hill. She noticed everything. I pictured her long boney fingers picking dandelion greens for supper. Her dark, glassy eyes like an old hen, quick and observant, but strangely inhuman. This was surely not the best choice if I was to avoid certain death and possible consumption. It suddenly struck me. Now wonder they had all of those kids! They were probably looking forward to feasting for years to come!

A sudden pounding on the door brought me to my feet.
"Hey! I have to pee!"
It was my brother, Gary. Truly my savior, if anyone could be. Nine years my senior, and my affectionate protector from the beginning. I slid the lock back.
"Help!"
"Help, schmelp. Get out of the way. I have to go."
"No!" I stood blocking his entry in an attempt to capture his attention. "I heard them talking. I'm on the list. First thing in the morning!"

His mouth fell open, and he collapsed in undignified and what I thought to be disrespectful laughter. "Not you, honey. The pig!" He gathered me up and hugged me all the way back to bed. It was then that the disadvantages of having two teenage brothers first came into focus. The boys had named all of the animals of the farm. Sir Loin and Ham Burger for the two steers. Four pigs proudly sported the name of each child, respectively. I remember the flood of relief I felt when this epiphany settled in. My family was still my family, and not some crazed band of marauding cannibals. Love would not be replaced by some twisted culinary perversion.

In hindsight, I am appalled that my four-year-old mind would so quickly accept the notion of familial murder. What could I have been thinking? We were a reasonably happy and well-adjusted tribe, as far as families in the early sixties go. I see now that in reality, this type of whole-hog acceptance gives our children magic, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny. A gift, really, but a two edged sword as well. It is also this propensity for unquestioning belief that fosters notions of savages lurking in the houses of our neighbors, and paranoia that spills out of our small lives and flows beyond the boundaries of our tidy little yards. Really, who is to say that on some metaphoric level the fear of losing oneself to an unquestioned authority isn’t grounded in truth? Family, at one point or another, has consumed us all. It remains up to the individual to find one's own truth, and redemption.

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